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The Lowest of Low Aries the Ram Astrology Zodiac sign 100% Cotton T-shirt vibrant esoteric colors US Sizes S M L XL 2XL 3XL

Aries the Ram 100% Cotton T-shirt


Aries the Ram! (21 March - 19 April)


The first sign in the zodiac, Aries is a Cardinal Fire sign. It opens the year with the advent of the Spring Equinox (Cardinal signs open the seasons -- people born under them are initiators of things, go-getters). Aries people are energetic and fiery, and probably more than a little strong-headed at times. Just like the Spring that they usher in, they are full of the growth and promise that new beginnings and re-birth bring. Annnnd .... they have the tenacity of a ram to make their hopes a reality. Passionate, optimistic and instinctive in action, Aries people are great at making decisions (even huge and daunting ones) with a fearless confidence that most other signs can only stand back and admire. Aries is ruled by the planet Mars, who is a god of war. This tends to make already firey Aries people formidable foes or great allies in any kind of conflict, from which they will not shy away at all.  But, lest we get too much of a one-sided idea of these great people, they are most certainly not just fireballs of martial justice and energy: Aries people are also quick to trust and to forgive. They have loyal, kind hearts -- whatever you do, don't hurt them!  They posess a depth of thought and feeling that might be overlooked by others at first because of all the power they are naturally able to project out into the world, and it's easy for others to forget that even an Emperor has an internal life, too. Aries rules the head, and people born under this sign may well have a keen interest in subtle intellectual pursuits like philosophy or psychology.


Some famous Aries (see if you can spot some similarities): Eddie Murphy, Harry Houdini, Lady Gaga, Akira Kurosawa (AND Toshiro Mifune!!), Maya Angelou, Mariah Carey, Robert Downey Jr., Jackie Chan, Kristen Stewart, Emma Watson, David Blaine (twaaa), Guy Fawkes, Elton John, Billie Holiday, Gerard Way, Rosie O'Donnell, Leonardo Da Vinci, Liz Claiborne, Vincent Van Gogh, Tamerlane and Charlemagne... just to name a few!


Anyway! Astrological t-shirts for the Aries in your life are here (if they prefer a v-neck, those are here, too)! Designed in the colours traditionally associated with each of the signs, Aries is emblazoned on the front of this one in scarlet, red, brilliant flame and (just for good measure) glowing red, presented together with the astrological symbol and a representation of the actual constellation in the sky! The back is printed with our fiery red triangle logo in a field of stars.


Available in (US) Sizes: S,M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.


Please consult the useful size chart, and measure against your most comfortable t-shirt for the perfect comfy fit. (Sizes are measured in the chart in inches.)


About the shirt itself:


  •  150 g/m2 (4.5 oz per sq yd). 100% Cotton Preshrunk Ring Spun Jersey Knit (white contains polyester).


  •  Seamless double stitched 2cm neckband - not a floppy thing, it holds its shape well, even after constant wear and washing.


  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and to keep it looking smart.


  •  Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hems for strength and durability. You can do anything in this shirt (well, don't wrestle alligators in it, maybe, but then that would tear just about any cotton t-shirt).


  • Quarter-turned for a supremely neat finish.  Seriously, these are well made.


These make great gifts.


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