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The Lowest of Low Cancer the Crab zodiac astrology star sign 100% Cotton v-neck t-shirt US size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL (front)

Cancer the Crab 100% Cotton V-Neck T-shirt


Cancer the Crab! (21 May - 20 June)


Cancer is the Cardinal water sign and is ruled by the Moon.  Because of this, Cancerians tend to be highly emotional. On the one hand, this can mean that they are intensely loyal, intuitive and caring as well a fiercely protective of their loved ones. But please don’t hurt them! Because folks born in Cancer dwell a lot in their feelings, they can get hurt deeply and cling to past events (comforting or distressing) and can certainly hold a grudge for much longer than folks from other signs would deem necessary. Their emotional reactions can appear to be quite a striking dichotomy, with no middle ground at all.  They can be moody and, well, “snappy” too, and therefore come across as defensive, erratic and illogical in the extreme.  But all these are part and parcel of their kind-hearted nature that always wants to bring a smile or a laugh to their friends’ faces and into their lives.  Deep down, they are hugely loving and empathetic personalities who will try harder than anyone to make the most difficult situations “work”, even to the detriment of their own personal health and wellbeing.  They excel at caring and nurturing jobs, so long as they remember that they must also look after themselves sometimes, too, and STOP WORRYING SO MUCH! They tend to be lively, with a wicked sense of humour, and can smell deception from 10 miles away.  With the right emotional support, they can be the absolute best social worker, teacher, nurse, marine biologist (!) or comedian you’ve ever encountered.  They tend to favour jobs and relationships that give them a strong sense of security, and they can be a little tight with money because of this, but they always follow through on their commitments and give their all (and more!) to anything close to their hearts.


Some famous Cancerians (see if you can find some similarities): Julius Caesar, Henry VIII, Nelson Mandela, Alan Turing, Nikola Tesla, Elon Musk, George Orwell, Liv Tyler, Angela Merkel, Robin Williams, Courtney Love, Ariana Grande, E.B. White, Cat Stevens, Mel Brooks, Patrick Stewart, Neil Simon, Shelley Duvall, Selena Gomez, Elizabeth Warren, Mick Fleetwood, Wole Soyinka, Henry David Thoreau, Harrison Ford, Tom Hanks, Lady Diana Spencer, Helen Keller and Alexander the Great, to name a few.


Anyway! Astrological t-shirts for the Cancer in your life are here (if they prefer a round-neck, those are here, too)! Designed in the colours traditionally associated with each of the signs, Cancer splashes across the front of this one in amber, dark greenish brown, rich bright russet and maroon, presented together with the astrological symbol and a representation of the actual constellation in the sky! The back is printed with our amber-orange triangle logo in a field of stars.


Available in (US) Sizes: S,M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.


Please check the super-useful size chart, and measure against your own most comfortable t-shirt for the perfect comfy fit. (Sizes are measured in the chart in inches.)


About the shirt itself:


  •  160 g/m2 (4.5 oz per sq yd). 100% Cotton Preshrunk Ring Spun Jersey Knit.


  •  Ribbed "vintage" style v-shaped neck. So comfortable!


  •  Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hems for strength and durability. You can do anything in this shirt (well, don't wrestle alligators in it, maybe, but then that would tear just about any cotton t-shirt. And don't let your dogs tear it to bits either! Especially if you're still in it!).


  • Quarter-turned for a supremely neat finish.  Seriously, these are well made.


  • Mr. Pinchy says: "No Spitting!"


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