Front -- full-bodied

Coffee Machine V-neck Men's T-shirt


Maybe it's because we're from Sicily, but people really love this t-shirt.  Yes, it's a funny thing to have on the front of you, which is kind of the point. But it's just so.... sexy, you know?  Bring a little joy into the lives of everybody around you with this gloriously ridiculous and cool Coffee Machine shirt.  Front features the full-bodied coffee machine in all its glory, with Japanese rings logo, the back features the coffee machine's sexy eyes and "Purveyors" logo badge.



  •  160 g/m2 (5.64 oz per sq yd). Made from ring-spun cotton for superior softness.
  • Contemporary cut and pre-shrunk for a perfect fit, wash after wash.
  • Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability -- it will probably last longer than the planet, at this point (oh, gosh... did we say that out loud??).
  • Narrow, ribbed collar for a more vintage look.
  • Quarter-turned for a neat finish.
  • Sizes: S,M,L,XL,XXL.


Please measure honestly and be sure to order the right size, to avoid disappointment (check out the size chart in the photos at the top.  Sizes are listed in inches.)




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