Because you’re worth it, and because you can. And other people should know it. When you wear this t-shirt, they’ll not only find you mysteriously more attractive, they’ll also envy you, wish they were more like you, and possibly even curse the day they were born as someone other than you. And that’s just how it should be. That’s what Conspicuous Consumption has always been about. Freedom under capitalism is practically meaningless otherwise. Thorstein Veblen knew it, all the best brands know it, and of course you know it too. Because you’re clever, special, and (although too modest to admit it openly) just that little bit better than everybody else. OK, maybe a lot better, but shhh. We don’t talk about it, but you can let it shine for all to see in a constructive and super-positive way by purchasing this exclusive item of Italian designer branded clothing. So do your bit, strut your stuff, maybe even gloat a bit, it’s ok, show your mettle, (incidentally also helping an independent artist and making a statement — that’s like giving to charity except way more stylish, individualistic and chic).
 
Professionally designed black lettering on the front, with red brand logo on the back.  Available in stylish white.
 
 
 
Available in (US) Sizes: S,M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.
 
Please check the super-useful size chart, and measure against your own most comfortable t-shirt for the perfect comfy fit. (Sizes are measured in the chart in inches.)
 
About the shirt itself:
 
 160 g/m2 (5.64 oz per sq yd). Made from luxury ring-spun cotton for truly superior durability and softness.
 advanced printing technology, double-sided print (front and back designs), durable and vibrant.
 Contemporary, stylish cut, pre-shrunk for a perfect fit wash after wash.
Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for durability.
Narrow, ribbed collar for a fashionable lo-fi vintage look.
Quarter-turned for a neat finish
 
(As a complete non sequitur , did you know that the “O” in my nickname, W.O.B., stands for “Subversive”?  Fun fact!)