Go ahead and show 'em who's boss!
 
Charming Lizard Overlord portrait on the front, with our cool 1960's aesthetic logo on the back.  Excellent quality and style for earth inhabitants.
 
About the shirt itself:
 
 150 g/m2 (4.5 oz per sq yd). 100% Cotton Preshrunk Ring Spun Jersey Knit (some colours may contain polyester).
 
 Seamless double stitched 2cm neckband - not a floppy thing, it holds its shape well, even after constant wear and washing.
 
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and to keep it looking smart.
 
 Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hems for strength and durability. You can do anything in this shirt (well, don't wrestle alligators in it, maybe, but then that would tear just about any cotton t-shirt).
 
Quarter-turned for a supremely neat finish.  Seriously, these are well made.
 
(US) Sizes: S,M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
 
Have a look at the handy-dandy size chart, and measure against your own most comfortable t-shirt for the perfect comfy fit. (Sizes are measured in the chart in inches.)