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The Lowest of Low Jesus Bezos Baal 100% Cotton v-neck t-shirt US size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL front view

Jesus-Bezos-Baal 100% Cotton V-Neck T-shirt


I'm not sure what happens, but sometimes while I'm working hard to get already-ready designs into the shop, I just have to take a break and do something else.  This Traffic Light V-neck t-shirt was the result this time.  So... now it's part of the Autumn/Winter 2020-2021 collection! Beautiful printing, fantastic quality with a unique design, for sure.  It actually matches well with the Maples 2020 stuff and some of the UGLY capsule stuff, too, so I guess it's not so out of place with everything else popping up in here as I roll out the rest this week...


Available in (US) Sizes: S,M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL.


Please check the super-useful size chart, and measure against your own most comfortable t-shirt for the perfect comfy fit. (Sizes are measured in the chart in inches.)


About the shirt itself:


  •  160 g/m2 (4.5 oz per sq yd). 100% Cotton Preshrunk Ring Spun Jersey Knit.


  •  Ribbed "vintage" style v-shaped neck. So comfortable!


  •  Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hems for strength and durability. You can do anything in this shirt (well, don't wrestle alligators in it, maybe, but then that would tear just about any cotton t-shirt. And don't let your dogs tear it to bits either! Especially if you're still in it! Or squirrels! AAARGH!).


  • Quarter-turned for a supremely neat finish.  Seriously, these are well made.


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