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Men's Long Sleeve T*U*R*F Poster T-shirt -- IT'S FROM THE FUTURE!


Step into the Future with this revolutionary art poster tee from the year 2418.  Supporting equality T*U*R*F style -- if you wear this now, maybe the robots'll leave you or your descendants alive in the future worldline towards which our present trajectory places us.  This shirt could literally save your life one day! ... lookin' out for you in FutureRetro style, as per usual... 


Your welcome.


Revolutionary T*U*R*F (The Unified Robotic Front) Poster on the front, with The Lowest of Low "Purveyors of the finest electronic music since 2418" badge on the back.


Incidentally, that brings up an important point that's been niggling us for a while... these shirts are all listed as "men's" and "women's" and whatnot... that's the sizing guidelines we're given by the workshop who makes these things for us. Anybody can wear these shirts. Not our rules, it's just for sizing guidance, and we keep it that way because quite frankly, we don't know what half the sizing terms in this century are supposed to mean, like, at all.  Why it's always good to just measure.... And wear what you like.



  • 100% Cotton Preshrunk Ring Spun Jersey Knit for cool comfort.
  • Seamless double stitched 2cm neckband - retains its shape.
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and style.
  • Sleeves (long sleeves!) and bottom hems are double stitched for strength and durability.
  • Quarter-turned for a neat-o nifty nice-looking finish.
  • Sizes: XS,S,M,L,XL,XXL 


Please measure honestly and be sure to order the right size, to avoid disappointment (check out the size chart in the photos at the top.  Sizes are listed in inches.)


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