Men's Long Sleeve T*U*R*F Poster T-shirt -- IT'S FROM THE FUTURE!
Step into the Future with this revolutionary art poster tee from the year 2418. Supporting equality T*U*R*F style -- if you wear this now, maybe the robots'll leave you or your descendants alive in the future worldline towards which our present trajectory places us. This shirt could literally save your life one day! ... lookin' out for you in FutureRetro style, as per usual...
Revolutionary T*U*R*F (The Unified Robotic Front) Poster on the front, with The Lowest of Low "Purveyors of the finest electronic music since 2418" badge on the back.
Incidentally, that brings up an important point that's been niggling us for a while... these shirts are all listed as "men's" and "women's" and whatnot... that's the sizing guidelines