We got the Snake Oil T-shirts you need, right here.  An honest reinvigoration of the famous Warhol soup can array, for... other times.  Think of it as "Warhol, but more FutureRetro" if you must. 
 
If Warhol's inspiration for his cans was perpetrated as a sidelong glance at growing consumerism in the modern psyche, then this reanimation is the proof positive that, well... nowadays, this one goes to 11.
 
Only the very best from The Lowest if Low, eh?
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About the shirt itself:
 
Super-soft. Slim fit design. Longer length (no yanking it down all the time yay!).
V-neck 100% cotton, very soft and comfy... and soft!
Gildan T-shirt, with taped neck and shoulders for comfort and style.
Standard American Sizes, from XS -- XXL.
 
Check the measurements chart in the photos at the top and measure... please do measure carefully and honestly against your own most comfortable similar shirt at home to avoid disappointment. Size is just a ... well, in this case, a letter.  (Sizes are listed in inches.)