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Welcome to the FutureRetro Electro Stuff Shop. The indie musician, artist and designer responsible for The Lowest of Low music albums , art, videos, animations etc., also designs all the street style fashion clothing, bags, t-shirts, dresses, fitness and gym clothes, swimsuits, accessories and home stuff you see here in the hopes that these will bring a little colour and joy to brighten people's  lives with useful, top-quality, unique things at (hopefully!) affordable prices.  The quality is better than the prices suggest because making a living as an independent artist/musician/designer and making a killing are not the same thing: that's the personal belief behind it. My margins are absurdly low, and in some cases zero.  This is to keep all this stuff on a par, price-wise, with huge billion-dollar corporate entities who can afford to flog stuff in bulk, pay their workers a pittance and control the marketplace with nefarious under-handed manipulations.  Selling myself short (literally) gives me a chance, if not a great income, to win you over and give you the opportunity to show responsible support of independent small business, and to benefit from excellent quality stuff at the same time. The eventual idea is that it catches on and I get to eat, you get to wear cool stuff that looks cooler and lasts a lot longer than the cheap crap you've probably grown accustomed to expect, and that's better for everyone in the end.  Also, in case you want to know, this stems from a deep commitment to and belief in equality and freedom (especially from repression and hate) for all people of every colour, social class, nationality, gender and sexuality.   I am just one woman with my own little vision, trying to do something that sparks joy, and I appreciate your support.

COOL STUFF, LONG WEARING, AND MADE TO ORDER!

Please Note: International shipping companies, particularly DHL, have caused my costs to skyrocket, so unfortunately I can no longer offer free shipping on smaller orders.
Also, in the continuing interest towards driving all small businesses outside the Megacorporation frameworks out of business, you can now cancel your order within 2 days of ordering.  Since I can't cancel made-to-order items once I tell the workshop, this means my service to you must be delayed until your cancellation time window passes, so your order will be acknowledged but not actioned until then.  So, in the unlikely event that you even see this page buried beneath all the AI slop your search engines feed you and you decide to order despite the fact that it will take longer than ordering some other crap from a Megacorp who doesn't want the humans working for them to have bathroom breaks or anyone else to have other basic human rights AND then because that's what you support by default as part of your "culture", you decide that you no longer want to commit to buying something here, you now have this handy baby and baboon friendly button to help your addled mind navigate the challenging world of responsibility and impulse buying:
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